Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 July 30, 2008

Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

by That other girl May 19, 2017

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 31, 2019

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 20, 2014

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 28, 2004

The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.

Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

by Lumberjack88 June 8, 2022