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squeeze job 

a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.
My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
squeeze job by cimg November 14, 2007

squeeze job 

The ending to any good hand or blow job.
This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
squeeze job by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

Squeeze Job 

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages
Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means
Squeeze Job by Tradala November 24, 2016
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026