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Squeeze Cheese 

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
Squeeze Cheese by Zeflar July 1, 2004
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Squeeze Cheese 

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.
Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

Squeeze cheese 

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
Squeeze cheese by Two11two February 20, 2009

squeeze cheese 

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
squeeze cheese by Starsky July 30, 2003

Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

Squeeze the Cheese 

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
Squeeze the Cheese by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

Cheese squeeze 

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)
(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!
Cheese squeeze by lolalofangle December 13, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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