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Squeeze Cheese 

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.
Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

Squeeze cheese 

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
Squeeze cheese by Two11two February 20, 2009

squeeze cheese 

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
squeeze cheese by Starsky July 30, 2003

Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

Squeeze the Cheese 

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
Squeeze the Cheese by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

Cheese squeeze 

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)
(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!
Cheese squeeze by lolalofangle December 13, 2009