Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.

Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.

by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2022

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020

Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.

Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.

by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020