As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Sqweenched 

Cut loose

Korvo: we have been sqweenched
Terry: why would funbucket do this to us!

Sqweenched by Chebster May 18, 2020

Squeech 

A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.

Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!

Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

freshly squeezed by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon 

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

squeezed lemon by logic001 June 25, 2010

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008