squarmit 

When a girl orgasms, squirts, vomits and farts at the same time.

Don't fuck Lucy, she squarmit's easily and ruined my Egyptian cotton bed sheets.

squarmit by Michael MacConkey April 12, 2016

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

Squaritis 

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

Squaritis by itis1519 March 2, 2018