square-pancakes 

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

square-pancakes by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021