squanzo 

a person portraying the image of squidword tentacles mixed with gonzo from Sesame Street.

dude squanzo has big nose

squanzo by jillian November 14, 2004

squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013

squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

Squanto

A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.

Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!

Squanto by SAE Squanto December 5, 2014

Papa Squanto 

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po

Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".

Papa Squanto by NJC March 28, 2005

Tyler Squanto 

A kid who says he's one percent Native American and is an over reactive cunt when you say that's impossible

Wow that kids a real Tyler Squanto

Tyler Squanto by Eli Ekkert July 4, 2016

Squanto

Tisquantum (better known as Squanto) (c. 1580s – November 1622) was one of two Native American Indians (Samoset being the other) who assisted the Pilgrims after their first winter in the New World. He was a member of the Patuxet tribe, a subtribe of the Wampanoag Confederacy.

"You've invited a cop to the party? Way to go, Squanto.'

Squanto by Ubiquitousnewt August 14, 2009