spunkwhistle 

a man's penis, similar to the whorepipe in that it is the part of a man's body played with the mouth.

"doctor I have a burning sensation in my spunkwhistle."

spunkwhistle by Davzuki April 26, 2006

stinkwhistle 

a synonym for the anus.

I was banging her doggystyle when I decided to poke her in the 'ol stinkwhistle.

stinkwhistle by Tony Loc June 21, 2006