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a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

spunk guzzler by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

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Spunkguzzler

A person who is prone to enthusiastically swallowing large amounts of semen, particularly (though not exclusively) for financial renumeration. Originated in the late 80's British Army after a certain members passionate endeavours.

"Christ, it's been weeks since I busted a nut. Garry, get your chops round that. I don't want to see a drop spilt or it's a court martial for you"
Spunkguzzler: "With pleasure Sir!"

Spunkguzzler by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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