spring roll 

a tiny & thin penis

Tim had the smallest spring roll I ever did see!

spring roll by alliebee November 10, 2007

Spring Roll 

A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.

John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.

Spring Roll by Its me again October 3, 2009

Spring Roll 

Cute dainty penis

His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2

Spring Roll by Queenb13 April 12, 2021

Spring Roll 

A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.

Hey check out that spring roll over there.

Spring Roll by badinvention May 29, 2010

Spring Roll 

When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day

Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!

Spring Roll by shroom89 November 8, 2009

Spring Roll 

The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.

"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"

Spring Roll by HeadExplodie April 7, 2007

spring-roll compliment 

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.

It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway

spring-roll compliment by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011