Spreading Butter 

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

Spreading Butter by YellenD August 22, 2010

Spreading the butter 

A fag that likes jaking off a lot

Kim likes to spread the butter at school

Spreading the butter by tyler April 28, 2004

spreading the butter 

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

spreading the butter by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

shredding butter 

To pass gas; a fart

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.

shredding butter by FunnyWordsmith May 26, 2018

Spreadin' the taco butter 

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

Spreadin' the taco butter by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005