spread those cheeks
spread those cheeks by Taddy_Mason February 18, 2018
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Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks
Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks by Anferny69 October 16, 2010
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
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3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
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