spread those cheeks
spread those cheeks by Taddy_Mason February 18, 2018
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Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks
Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks by Anferny69 October 16, 2010
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)