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spork it 

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
Spork it before you fork it, man.
spork it by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010
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Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.
🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!

Spark It Up 

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spark it up 

To light a ciggarette or marijuana 'joint'
"Hurry and spark it up, homey!"
spark it up by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005
When it's really dark and you can't get it in the hole
Did you see Joe stork it at minigolf last night?
stork it by Ailim October 4, 2016

spock it 

Originated by a gang of elite geeks who were followers of the Star Trek cult. Can be used to diss others and individuals whose intelligence is lesser than their's.

Equivalent to "suck it"
Person: Star Trek ? Is that the one with Luke Skywalker ?

Geek: No, that's Star Wars. Spock it, bitch.
spock it by Beammeupscotti July 27, 2010
When a person, pays for extra marijuana so that another person can smoke
Person 1 "Hey (Person 2) you want to come smoke with us"?
Person 2 " Na I'm broke"
Person1 "Don't worry about it, Ill spark it today, but just spark me up next time"
Spark it by FuckGangsImOnMyOwnShit August 31, 2012
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