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An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.
Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*
by Contemplate thou life October 24, 2005
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the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date
lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.
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When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.
David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.
by bedubya January 31, 2011
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The act of advanced spooning

It is what cuddling can lead to right before intercourse. It involves touching of private areas and kissing.

Similar to making out but is much more intense
He was trying hard to have sex with me but i just wanted to spork.

Forget the spoon I wanna spork!
by DoubleDunk April 07, 2009
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the best thing ever made. A mixture between a spoon and a fork. the spork shall rule all. FEAR THE SPORK RESPECT THE SPORK BE THE SPORK
Person 1: I got a spork at Taco Bell today.
Person 2: Omg i am so jeleaous...can i have it???
by Sara ruler of the spork October 26, 2005
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