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spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer
That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.
by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007
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Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
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