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spontaneously combust a nut 

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.
"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously internally combusted 

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted