Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!

sponge but dapper

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

attractive, yet silly girls with stupid minds.

A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.

Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.

A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.