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Spong is a term of endearment, usually used to describe something so magnificent, that words often fail to reflect its true beauty.
Hey Jeremy, check that Spong out, she would get it sideways...
by Kelvster October 15, 2006
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A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.
I gazed wistfully into my underpants and felt very spong. 'That is just not nang' I thought.
by Juzzers June 01, 2006
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a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!
bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made
by sean morgan from nz yoda June 21, 2010
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A spong is a species of which is of a 'Spoon' and 'Mong' mixed. If you are one of these, you may have absolutely no hope in life. People affected by this fatal virus include Luke B, Saheel K and Lynn W. Lynn being the carrier of this monstrosity of a virus.
Hey, you spong!
I can't believe you did that u spong!
Luke you fuckin spong I cannot believe you did that!
by Dave Pollard October 09, 2006
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Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.
1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*
by TomoMomo June 08, 2005
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an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018
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