splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.

The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.

splunk nut by D's August 21, 2005

spunk nut 

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

spunk nut by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

spunknuts 

This is the term to describe a males scrotum being covered in seamen after either a successful session of intercourse or masturbation though underwear resulting in the ejaculated seamen still be contained within the underwear.

"Oh god James that was good but all your seamen has ran down and is on your scrotum, you have spunknuts"

spunknuts by James Waters June 12, 2008