Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."
by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018
Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.
"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".
by Scontfuuckmenow March 19, 2010
by the real biffula July 24, 2019
Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004
The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.
a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
by siouxyaya123 February 6, 2012
I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.
by Crafties June 30, 2018
by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006