When a female sharts while wearing a thong.
The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.
by jayzone5 June 10, 2008
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Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.
"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".
by Scontfuuckmenow March 19, 2010
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Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."
Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!
by Sulu-lu September 08, 2018
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When the dick is so big that it splits/rips the vagina
I didn’t let him hit because he had that splitter
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Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.
(Amanda flashes Greg)

You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
by Rizznitz May 05, 2018
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