SplitSplat 

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

SplitSplat by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009

Shitsplat 

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

Shitsplat by gizdor May 19, 2009

splitspleet 

A nerd that ended up showing me this holy sight that's also a website so I'm typing this, he has now failed at life

Splitspleet, splitspleet is a nerd

splitspleet by Knin July 9, 2019

slitsplitter 

A member of The Slitsplitters, an American garage band from the west coast. Their style is often described as being somewhat eye opening.

Put this Slitsplitter jam in your ears... pry open your eyes for years.

slitsplitter by D.L. Moore March 29, 2008

The Slitsplitters 

An example of how a whole is worth more than the some of its parts. When four ordinary losers get together and slam out some wicked rock & roll, they are no longer losers. If they can each rise to the challenge, they may become sellouts instead.

That noisy garage band next door seemed so much happier when they were just a bunch of ordinary losers... now they're all famous and self-destructive. They remind me of The Slitsplitters.

The Slitsplitters by Helickopter May 25, 2008

split splat 

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

split splat by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

splitspace 

I can only fall asleep when i do the splits

He was wondering why she refused to share the bed.
Turns out she needed splitspace.

splitspace by Krkič June 26, 2020