The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 7, 2010
1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.
2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
by Jebbedo May 4, 2009
The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered
(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)
*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 16, 2006
When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
by Quarters December 19, 2016
One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.
Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
by Juan Marcia Cortez January 4, 2020
by VulcanMak June 22, 2007
to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008