Fidget Spinner

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry

"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

by Somerandomrealist May 30, 2017

Fidget spinner

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.

Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"

by no thot May 9, 2017

Fidget spinner

A stupid toy that doesn't help with ADHD, but creates ADHD in sone kids.

That fidget spinner is so gayy

by yeaaaaboiiii6789 May 11, 2017

Autozone Spinners

Those piece of shit spinners perchased at you local autozone, target, pep boys, or walmart.
Theses spinners often come in 4 packs but
for some strange reason are generally seen on the
front passenger wheel. Theses spinners generally
come in sizes made only as big as your piece of shit rims
and should never be purchased.

Lame-ass A*"Hey man you rollin' on some autozone spinners"
Lame-ass B*"Yeah im rollin' on 14's fool"
Lame ass A*"I hate you..."

by Nig Nog Colton November 7, 2006

fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Meat-Spinner

The art of spinning ones weiner whilst aquiring bum sex.

Abi Hernandez: Im an expert meat-spinner!

by EvanM November 10, 2007

baby spinner

Def 1: a person in which spins a baby on their genitalia

Def 2: a perverse being who takes pleasure in spinning babies inappropriately

Example 1: Deanna: Oh my god, did you see the way he was looking at me? His octopussy hands were all over me.
Dakota: I know, right? He is such a baby spinner.

Example 2: Bobby: Mmmm, here is a baby. I think I will pleasure myself by spinning it on my male parts, as I am a perverse being. baby spinner

by timswhore August 29, 2010