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Louisiana Oil spill 

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

BP Oil Spill 

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
BP Oil Spill by Allen75x June 1, 2010

Dutch Oil spill 

Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."

“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”

deep sea oil spill

When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.
Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!
deep sea oil spill by Poison2brain September 24, 2018

oil spill 

The result of male masturbation in a bathtub.
YO! I was jackin' off in the tub last night and had a wicked oil spill!
oil spill by the kid kd January 29, 2008

Oil spill 

Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.
Oil spill by $lapaho March 22, 2019