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spiderman a ho 

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"
I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.
spiderman a ho by dazo5 November 2, 2007

Spiderman that Ho 

When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"
How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho
Spiderman that Ho by SteveLSU February 8, 2008

spiderman dat ho 

When with a girl, the guy ejaculates into his hand and procedes to shoot the cum out of his hand just as spiderman shoots out a web.
"hey man, you nail that chick last night?"
"fuck ya; spiderman dat ho!!!"
"BAMMMMMM"
spiderman dat ho by D666Fresh December 7, 2007

spiderman that ho 

While your bangin dat ho from behind, pull out, nut in your hand, tap her shoulder and toss that sh*t in her face... "How you like that MJ?"

-werd
I decided to spiderman that ho last night, and I haven't heard from her since.
spiderman that ho by A n F February 22, 2008

spiderman that ho 

When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.
see scary movie 1 for a demonstration. he spiderman that ho
spiderman that ho by gurny October 23, 2007

spiderman homecomming 

A good lit movie with tom holland
did u see spiderman homecomming
no
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