sphincter boy
sphincter boy by Owen June 30, 2003
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sphincter boy by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006
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Sphincter dag boy
The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.
Sphincter dag boy by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016
sphinctor boy
A person, usually a dude, who has never had anyone tell them that they aren't funny. They continually spit out little jokes in any converstion, regardless of who they may be interrupting, as long as they get a few laughs. What happens when they don't get laughs? They're up and running in a matter of seconds to try to make up for it... To fix a sphinctor boy, just wait until he has one of those "rare" jokes where nobody chuckles, then call him out and embarrass him in front of whoever is around. This can fetch varied results, but usually shuts the person up for 3 to 5 days. Sphinctor boys are becoming more and more abundant, and it's becoming harder to pick them out by how they look. Be sure that you give potential sphinctor boys three strikes, because lets face it, everyone gets excited sometimes. After that, though, they are fair game for a good old fashioned shut the fuck up.
Teacher/Professor: Ok class, today kicks off the first day of our American history chapter. (Sphinctor boy, we'll say Chad..) Chad, take that hat off please.
Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....
Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe
Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....
Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe
sphinctor boy by Chad??? September 20, 2007
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.