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unfortunately my friend beat me here so here's MY definition of him (based on experience)
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SPHERZ
spherz by poorassjack June 13, 2022

Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.
"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."
Person 1: wow look at that spheren
Person 2: I can’t it’s too godly
Spheren by _Skye June 18, 2020
Sphero is the world's most awesome robot ball that you control from your smartphone or tablet. You can even use Sphero as a controller for on-screen and multi-player games to fly spaceships and play tag. Bacon and kitteh lovers and ballers of all shapes and sizes absolutely adore Sphero. Can also be used as a verb such as "Every day I'm Spheroing".
"Sphero is much more than a one-trick gadget."
Sphero by BallsofFire September 26, 2012

Seherzada 

A person of royalty. A princess named in 'One Thousand and One Nights', known for her wit, her tenacity, her daring, her passion and her delicate sensibility. The object of timeless praise and the centerpoint in the ballet 'Scheherazade' by Rimsky-Korsakov. A transcendental object of male desire and chivalry. An ephemeral, intangible beauty, a myth celebrated by nature, by a pantheon of gods, and by a boy from Sydney.
She will always be my one and only Seherzada!
Seherzada by snarkyboojum February 17, 2009

spherical bastard 

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.
spherical bastard by dziban July 14, 2007