An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
by dziban July 14, 2007
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History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
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Syntax: Spherical cuss-word
History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
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An overweight person who is about as wide as they are tall, hence creating a somewhat spherical shape -Yet have supreme denial and arrogance when it comes to their own appearance and their ability to attract members of the opposite sex. They often walk with a strut and wear minimal clothes in public places (eg. stubbies and no t-shirt) and always 'punch above their weight' (excuse the pun) when looking to pick up.
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He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.
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