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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Spherigon 

good keed. plays terraria like a pro. auauauAUAUAUAUAUAU
spherigon x reader nsfw audio coming soon to a theater near you

sheringas 

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!
sheringas by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

Sheringham 

A small town on the South-East coast of England, it is full of girls in tracksuits who look like men and boozy teenagers with cigarettes and STD's.
Person 1: Ergh look at that ugly bird!
Person 2: £20 she's from Sheringham!
Sheringham by iefjherfjrgrgrg April 5, 2011

Sheringdale

A primary school that has a bald pe teacher
i went to sheringdale when i was in year 2
Sheringdale by anonymous36912324 January 20, 2020