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spherecuck 

A spherecuck is a conspiracy theorist emasculated by the fact that the earth is round.
Example 1.
Jones' verbal diarrhea might make you think he was once a flat earther, but in truth as delusional as one can be everyone knows that you don't fall off the edge of the earth when flying in a UFO, navigating a mothership in the sea, or how confusing it must be to avians he is a spherecuck.

Example 2.
In a three-dimensional universe, every planet has been seen to be a sphere and gravity forces don't bend things the same on flat surfaces. Even so flat earthers believe they are the center of the universe and the government faked the moon landing.

Example 3.
Even though the bible says the earth is flat imma go pick and choose and not believe that because science proves this otherwise.
spherecuck by Anna-Lisa Malone February 14, 2020
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spherechucker 

One who can't think for themselves. only believe what they have been told. science and math and own doubts are Not valid ( only in this particular instance) . math ,geometry & science ,logic reason is applied and accepted on all spheres outside of the earth , like with basketball baseball soccer ball pool ball . bubble. . 2 :one who can't believe one's own eyes. . and says they can keep water level and contained on four opposite side of a sphere. .
That dissolutioned person is trying to grow plastic by planting blowing balls in a litter box. well they have more qualifications to be a mop than the repugnant SphereChucker who is trying to scratch his back w a wet lasagna noodle. is he contemplates how men can land a ship on plasma and where she can make a print but a capsule coming down with 1500 PSI doesn't blow one bit of dust. and how the ass NASA astronauts took their helmets off to get a good photo op on the moon. how was a camera on the moon to film them landing there for the first time .
spherechucker by partof1mind January 14, 2024
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Shermcuckbuck

A type of currency used in multiple places, namely Skala and Cuxhaven. The average cuck would have at least a few shermcuckbucks, and some sherms might have some as well.
Dude, you got any shermcuckbucks? My girl is about to get with another dude.
Shermcuckbuck by Sucon Mycox December 3, 2025