Sperm Sandwich

when your balls get crushed between your thighs

Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!

Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!

Sperm Sandwich by PikeJew December 24, 2010

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Sperm Sandwich

A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).

Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.

Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.

Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard

Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.

Sperm Sandwich by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009

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PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.

im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it

PB and sperm sandwich by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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