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sperm facial 

Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"

Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
sperm facial by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
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spermacial

you're spermacial, I'm spermacial, EVERYONE IS SPERMACIAL. spermacial is the word used to describe the sperm cell that made it inside the egg. practically every human being is spermacial.
im so spermacial
spermacial by MIJNARMDOETPIJN July 23, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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