spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004

spend a penny

to expel urine from one's body

Where's the bathroom? I really need to spend a penny!

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

spend a penny

See take a slash.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003