speed-suit

A speed-suit is a short-sleeved jumpsuit favored by certain super-scientists who demand both comfort and ease from their clothing. When properly fitted, it should crotch six inches below the natural inseam. The common speed suit is predominantly polyester, allowing occupational hazards such as baby burps to be easily cleaned off with a lemony wipe.

Mentioned frequently by Dr Venture on "The Venture Brothers"

A speed-suit says to the world: "Look out! I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!"

by Destoroyah September 19, 2010

Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011