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Destiny's spear 

Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.

My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.

The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,

without effort, my words start rhyming.

All this is coming off the top of my head,

there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.

I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit

and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.

He is a RAM with his horns entangled

wondering how his life got so mangled.

He does not complain and has no fear

because my spirit is always near.

My mother Mary taught him the Bible,

and our ancestry has always been Tribal.

When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,

God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.

Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,

and destiny's spear has a broken tip.

Devil's spear 

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole
I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

billy shear's

Billy Shear's Was "Paul's McCartney Replacement" that got started in a hoax the "Paul Is Dead" rumor so the rumor go's like this so the hoax says that in the late 60s paul got in a car crash and died bla the beatle's made a lookalike contest it was "billy shears" and the beatles told him how to look like him and sing like him and bla bla bla its fake!
someone dumb "did you know that the paul thats alive is dead and fake the fake one is called billy shear's

Someone who has a brain "Did You Know Thats FAKE!

the dumb one "nO iTs nOt Let me tell me the story of how this happen blabblablsblablablablablal"

the smart one "okay goodbye"

Spear Sisters 

Refers to two women who have slept with the same man.
Woman 1: how'd you score those free drinks?
Woman 2: the bartender and I are spear sisters.

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

Spear the Starfish 

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.