"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.
Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
by Haunting baker September 1, 2022
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 27, 2010
What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
by markomighty October 13, 2022
by Mr Special September 11, 2021
"Speak to that": Usually asked as a question, does one have carnal knowledge of another. Synomymous with "Have you taped that?"
by --A June 17, 2005
When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
by myleslikesman April 5, 2022
To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021