A website that enables one who read the book to further enhance their understanding of said book. This website helps us to... ah who am I kidding?
Sparknotes is man's best friend. Hell, it helped man graduate from high school.
Everyone uses it. Everyone loves it. 'nuff said.
Sparknotes is man's best friend. Hell, it helped man graduate from high school.
Everyone uses it. Everyone loves it. 'nuff said.
Person 1: Hey man, you ready for the Huckleberry Finn test tomorrow?
Person 2: Aw shit man, I completely forgot about that! I didn't even start reading!
-10 minutes later-
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna rape that test tomorrow! ILOVEYOU SPARKNOTES!
Person 2: Aw shit man, I completely forgot about that! I didn't even start reading!
-10 minutes later-
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna rape that test tomorrow! ILOVEYOU SPARKNOTES!
by roflolmaocopter February 7, 2011
The lazy persons way to do a book report, study for a test, or do a project without...acually reading the book.
Designed for: Kids who sleep, annoying kids, hung-over college students, Super-seniors, and everyone else who thinks reading is gay.
Designed for: Kids who sleep, annoying kids, hung-over college students, Super-seniors, and everyone else who thinks reading is gay.
Kid 1(on instant messanger): God im finally done with that fucking book and the book report, Rose of Sharon is a stinky hoe.
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Oh shit i gotta finish that
::10 minutes later::
Kid 1(on Instant messanger): Give up?
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Fuck no i used Sparknotes
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Oh shit i gotta finish that
::10 minutes later::
Kid 1(on Instant messanger): Give up?
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Fuck no i used Sparknotes
by Flyinsquirrel992 April 20, 2006
a gift to man from On High! a way for every lazy high schooler to get the jist of nearly any book while letting the gay kids actually go through the trouble of reading a book all the way through...
don't use Sparknotes if you think Starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you're a guy and like it in the pooper...
don't use Sparknotes if you think Starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you're a guy and like it in the pooper...
read Gulliver's Travels by tomorow? fuck that I've got xBox to play...I'll just Sparknote it...
this is Sparknotes...this is beer...
this is Sparknotes...this is beer...
by Samuel I. December 13, 2005
A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 5, 2018
noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.
Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!
Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.
Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.
by William Bunt [originator] December 17, 2007
one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.
Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.
by saxredman July 29, 2012
Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?
by SpiffyAlien June 17, 2010