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a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids
dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
by cocklock October 08, 2008
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