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an annoying, bratty girl who likes glitter, and the color pink, and small dogs. usually either a total slut, or a total prude. goes shopping a lot. often blond
what a sparklebitch
by notabarbie:) December 02, 2010
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Sparklebitch is the definition of a gay male, often people called Joakim. This guy has abnormally sparkly hands and skin in general.
what did you say?
you heard me, Joakim, Sparklebitch!
oh snap
by Wickedness1337 December 01, 2010
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