sparklebitch 

adjective
an annoying, bratty girl who likes glitter, and the color pink, and small dogs. usually either a total slut, or a total prude. goes shopping a lot. often blond

what a sparklebitch

sparklebitch by notabarbie:) December 3, 2010

Sparklebitch 

Sparklebitch is the definition of a gay male, often people called Joakim. This guy has abnormally sparkly hands and skin in general.

sparklebitch!
what did you say?
you heard me, Joakim, Sparklebitch!
oh snap

Sparklebitch by Wickedness1337 December 2, 2010