spank

the act of hitting a small, scared, defenseless child on the ass, causing them severe pain, until they struggle, scream and cry, sometimes begging for mercy.

mean mother/father: i like causing you pain and watching you cry, so i'm gonna spank you!
child: NOO! please don't! I'll be good!

by a person who lives somewere December 12, 2008

spank

To masturbate, as in spank the monkey

Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Spank

Slang word for drug mentioned in Grand Theft Auto III. Presumably "Smack" (Heroin)

The drug is first mentioned during Luigi's mission "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up"
(obviously parody of "Smack My Bitch Up", the title of a song by The Prodigy).

K-JAH, run by Jamaican DJ, Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh will comment on the SPANK problem in Liberty City, saying things such as "there's too much SPANK buisness a gwaan" or giving shout outs to the Yardies telling them to "stay off the SPANK".

by Luigi Goterelli May 20, 2019

Spank

is not good. is, in fact, bad.

Roger: "Nate where those Playboys at?"
Nate: "Oh man, my Mom found out about em, canceled the subscription and burned the rest of em."
Roger: "Yo, that's totally spank."

by SlattsofNanook February 6, 2009

Spanked

To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.

Word Created by Joe Laing.

broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !

by Tshawn January 27, 2011

Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015

Spank

Making contact with ones butt

Spanking is the act of poking or biting ones but

by Dabing Corndog May 23, 2018