spanish waiter 

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

spanish waiter by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

Fat spanish waiter 

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

Fat spanish waiter by Richy loves me October 8, 2020

spanish water dog 

The act of butt-chugging sangria.

There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.

spanish water dog by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018