spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 August 27, 2007

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.

I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.

by ShroomKate August 19, 2006

spangle blisters

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

by U.S. anthem July 11, 2008

star spangled eyes

An unabashed American patriot.

Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019