shitting in a shack made of bacon and shoving ramen noodles up your ass crack while taking a dump and then going to taco bell and eating the entire menu and then going to a wooden shack and shit all of it on a glass table and then take the ramen noodle from earlier and mix those with the sit to create a "spak"
by spakshitter22244455 April 07, 2019
Tony Blair is such a spak.
by Muhammed Rashib July 02, 2004
A general term of endearment that is short for raspak, which in turn is short for respect. An adjective given to anything that gains the slightest bit of approval of one who understands the complexity of the adjective itself.
by moneyy$$ October 07, 2011
A person who drives a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate, apparently designed to take up lots of room and prevent the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead. (see spakky wagon)
A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.
A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.
"You're a spak, you're a spak, you don't know it yet, you're a spak*"
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"
by Alan Wagon September 16, 2006
1. Get out of the bathroom! I don't care if oyu have to spak!
2. There's spak all over the toilet you sick...
2. There's spak all over the toilet you sick...
by theoriginalstick May 02, 2005
Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
Person: Hey, you want to spak?
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
by BallseyJones February 22, 2010