south jutlander 

A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.

You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".

South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
...

south jutlander by Ingolf May 29, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012