The inverse of a soul patch, a soul hole is a short, narrow mustache grown on the philtrum of the upper lip.
Famous sporters of the soul hole style of facial hair include silent film star Charlie Chaplin, Ecuadorian president Abdalá Bucaram, Israeli prime minister Levi Eshkol, and comedian Oliver Hardy.
Through the sphincter past the guts lies our individual cloud drive that makes us unique versions of a human… our souls. The quickest and most pleasurable way to download life experiences to it use to be with soul food but it’s 2022… we are all freaky bitches and new explorers found it more efficient to use the gape gate.
“The soulhole is the quickest path to someone’s soul”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"