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Sonoma County 

The Wine Country

If someone says Napa county is the wine country. They are wrong. Simply because Sonoma County has More wine, and most of the wine is better.

Also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
P1, Ever been to the Wine country?
P2, You mean Napa? Yes I have been there.
P1, Pshht Napa is nothing compared to Sonoma county
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sonoma county 

a place that kicks ass compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.
fuck you socal, and all you preppy bitches in it!
sonoma county by mike rotch December 24, 2004

Sonoma County 

A once cool county that has been destroyed.
Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.
Sonoma County by Jaggo March 22, 2004
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004