"SOMS" is a expressional acronym in the tradition of "LOL," "LMAO," or "ROTFL." Translated, the acronym means "Spat On My Screen." This term is used to denote that something received or viewed via electronic communication is so funny that the proverbial "drink in your mouth" would be ejected onto one's computer monitor.
He's the person who would literally be there for you for every thing like name it and he's there for you. He could be the coolest person as well as the most emotional one.
He's not just the shoulder to rely on, he's the whole damn brownie ice cream pack for any girl.
If you are good to him he could be the most cutest, lovely-est and awesome person just for you.
And a person with absolutely great music taste and damn gooooodd sense of humour. I bet you can't be in a room with him and not laugh at his jokes.
And any girl who gets him, damn you're lucky!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."