circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 28, 2017

Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 8, 2012

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Diggin' that untoiled soil

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

by Kitty_Titties June 4, 2015

Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.

The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.

by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019

dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante

you're on dervish soil

by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020